June 2013
#AirplanePickUpLines : nice legs what time do they get the fuck off the back of my chair
- Me during the entire months of summer: sleep, eat, television, video games, don't see sunlight for 3 days
- Everyone else in one day of summer: went to the moon, fell in love, traveled to france, met obama, kissed lance bass, starred in a porn, got a tattoo, rode a giraffe
so my friend killed a moth and he kind of justĀ
