youbetter-runlike-thedevil: stormpooper: zooeyclairedeschanel: stop saying i can’t even and start saying i can even believe in urself is that a lawn mower flying no, it’s a lawn mower following it’s dreams
the-absolute-funniest-posts: Forever fucking reblog.<3 I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO COME UP ON MY DASH FOR THE LONGEST TIME EVER. <3 YES YES YES YES YES YES I LOVE WHEN I SEE THIS ON MY DASH. FOREVER REBLOG This makes my day!! LOLOLOLOL Sjfkrifjtjdjsjdjd succes !! Follow this blog, it’ll make your dash light up with unicorns and freakin’ magic
yescaptain: pinkelephantsonparadeee: daysleeper-: nuggits2: Michelle Jenneke’s warm up dance she’s so intense She’s so cute and omg I can’t handle it I have a lady boner mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
buddhacoffee: Can I call you Bob tho
My philosophy in life
Batman: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
Bruce Wayne: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
People of Gotham: Shut up Bruce, we're trying to figure out who Batman is.
Batman: I'M BACK!
Bruce Wayne: ME TOO.
People of Gotham: NO ONE CARES BRUCE. WHO THE FUCK IS BATMAN?
thepotatodementor: high-functioning—sociopath: ...
itscandidlycara: yo America listen up if we ever get the summer Olympics again here’s whats going down 80 foot tall American presidents fighting 80 foot tall Stan Lee villains i’m talking Abe Lincoln taking down Loki in hand to hand combat confetti? FUCK THAT apple pIES 7 BILLION APPLE PIES